NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
Do you want to touch it?
unknown (via r-eg)
This is the best motivation quote I ever read
there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them
he needs to teach me his ways
one of those nights where i just want to go to sleep for a few days…maybe a week…too much to do and too much to think about and i just don’t want to deal with it right now…
if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
The absence of women in history is man made.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time
how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying